I know. It's been... A long time. But I started school and I'm a MAJOR procrastinator...:/ so schoolwork first!
Yes.
But I MIGHT have a post by tomorrow:D
Wednesday 21 September 2011
Tuesday 9 August 2011
My Cat, Despite All People Telling Me Not To
Ah, Marshmallow. He is a cat. And he is quite fat. He likes to pat, around my hat!
wow, that was incredibly lame.
so this is Marshmallow on the outside.
Adorable, right?
But no. On the inside, He is a cauldron of evil and food. He is innocent and sweet, but then...BOOM! His inner evil fire comes out and KILLS US ALL!
Par example:
See? Evil. Totally evil. He woke me up by biting my leg viciously. It hurt, needless to say...
Mimz
wow, that was incredibly lame.
so this is Marshmallow on the outside.
Adorable, right?
But no. On the inside, He is a cauldron of evil and food. He is innocent and sweet, but then...BOOM! His inner evil fire comes out and KILLS US ALL!
Par example:
See? Evil. Totally evil. He woke me up by biting my leg viciously. It hurt, needless to say...
Mimz
Sorry!
Sorry about the lack of poss, but I was super busy today. I promise TWO posts tomorrow, avec a lot of pictures! Promis!
Mimz
Mimz
Sunday 7 August 2011
Facebook Chat: The Ugly Truth
That yellow stuff is holy light...
So the point i'm trying to make here is that Facebook is totally evil. But, Facebook chat is the absolute WORST. You can say really horrible things to people and make it OK by adding ":)" or "LOL"
Example:
Person: Hey, Mimz!
Me: I hate you
Person: :O
Me: :)
Person: :)
See? What is that? You could probably plot world destruction/war/cats and add :) and no one would ever suspect you of criminal behavior. We all unwittingly flock to this " social networking system" and spend HOURS telling people we hate them. :)
I HATE YOU!
:)
Mimz
Saturday 6 August 2011
My Pathetic Excuse For Walking /The 2 Symptoms of Heatstroke
So this morning, my mom and dad spontaneously decided to go on a walk. What a marvelous idea! In the summer! At the hottest part of the day! Whoo! Very smart!
So we got ready and left. After a few minutes of dragging my dog up the stairs, I began to sob. These are the symptoms of Heatstroke:
Sobbing uncontrollably:
That's scary looking. My god.
And # 2
Falling down:
So after a while, I just fell. And died. This is how I would have probably looked. If I wasnt, you know, me.
And this is how I really looked...
So we got ready and left. After a few minutes of dragging my dog up the stairs, I began to sob. These are the symptoms of Heatstroke:
Sobbing uncontrollably:
That's scary looking. My god.
And # 2
Falling down:
So after a while, I just fell. And died. This is how I would have probably looked. If I wasnt, you know, me.
And this is how I really looked...
The Unfortunate Incident of the Big No-No
So I was stumbling around on the net, when I came across a list of things that should NEVER EVER be written about on a blog. I was planning an exciting post about my cat, but right there, on the tippy top of the list, was... DO NOT write about your cat. I was heartbroken. A million shards of WHY went through my very soul, ripping me apart from within...
Guess i'll write about pickles tomorrow!
Mira
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Guess i'll write about pickles tomorrow!
Mira
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Whiteout-The Only Way to Solve Problems
Whiteout has mystical properties. Got a problem? Just white out it from your brain! Called your teacher "mom" again? No problem! Just white it out! Did you scream to your crush that you loved him, instead of telling him about the bomb he was going to eat? You guessed it, white it out!
That's my anwser to everything. I just shot my mother. No problem, just use white out!
This is how it usually goes when someone asks me for advice:
Person: Mimz! Mimz! *pant pant*you've got to help me!
Me: *stops writing the greatest novel in the world that will probably end world famine/war/cats* What's wrong?
Person: I'm so embarassed!
Me: *sigh* What happened?
Person: So I was walking to class, when I noticed a cute little puppy dog...
Me: What? There was a puppy in school?
Person:...So, anyway, I picked up the puppy and kept walking, when I heard someone calling out after me..
Me: They're probably wondering WHY THE HECK you had a DOG at school!
Person:...So I thought they were going to congradulate me on saving a puppy, so I turned around and they took the puppy out of my arms.
Me: * Wow face*
Person: And one of the boys said " You took my dog!"
Me: *Pufferfish Face* What? This is way to confusing. Why did HE have a dog at school anyway? What school do you go to? Do I even KNOW you?
Person: *Ignoring Me* So what do I do? Im soo embarassed
Me: Well I could give you, good sound advice, that will make you feel less embarassed,
Person: *excited face*
Me: Or I could give you a totally crap anwser that does nothing to help you!
Person: Ha ha, you're soo funny. What's the good advice?
Me: Use white out
That's what happens. Why do people even ask me this stuff? Do I LOOK helpful? Oh god, I have the face of an airline host! CRAP! They look so FRIENDLY! * Pufferfish Face*
Mimz
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