My Pathetic Excuse For Walking /The 2 Symptoms of Heatstroke

So this morning, my mom and dad spontaneously decided to go on a walk. What a marvelous idea! In the summer! At the hottest part of the day! Whoo! Very smart!
So we got ready and left. After a few minutes of dragging my dog up the stairs, I began to sob. These are the symptoms of  Heatstroke:
Sobbing uncontrollably:

That's scary looking. My god.
And # 2
Falling down:

So after a while, I just fell. And died. This is how I would have probably looked. If I wasnt, you know, me.

And this is how I really looked...